It must suck to be famous, and have all these weird stalkers–some of them actually being really great and nice people who are just a little lonely. You make them feel good, or rather, they like the way they feel when they’re around you, and they can’t help it. They like you–smile when you come into the room.
But it gets crazy. You start seeing the same people any time at the first chance of a pattern in the places you go. You never want to stay in one place for long, afraid of “bumping into” that guy or that girl again.
Most of the time, they’re super-nice people. They might not even be crazy. They just like you. It’s not their fault. And you’re an egomaniac. You’re the celebrity, remember? All celebrities are egomaniacs. You’re the crazy one. It’s all coincidence.
She’ll make you wish you never accepted her friend request on your secret alias cartoon character social media account. How did she…? You’ll never tell another person your favorite coffee shop because of him. It’ll make you want to start avoiding what used to be comfortable weekend hangout spots, because every time you’re at that favorite open street market, there he is.
What do these people do all day?
Pretty soon, you start thinking of avoiding neighborhoods and entire cities. They make you want to move. But it happens everywhere you go. You end up staying inside more than you want to. You end up doing weird stuff like taking midnight walks in dark clothing, feeling like some sort of criminal. Your only friends are the stars, and that dog that barks incessantly every time you walk by…Oh yeah…He’s telling you he’s not your friend. So you settle for stars.
You start fantasizing about what it would be like to not be famous. Cheers! You want to go somewhere nobody knows your name…That’s the only way you can meet somebody and know they love you for who you are. That’s how you know they don’t just want you for your money.
All your life, you wanted to be a Somebody, and now you’re thinking your only salvation will come from going back to being a Nobody. Just a normal guy.
You revert back to trying to focus on the only thing you know how to do–whatever is is that made you famous in the first place, which only makes you more famous. Work isn’t even a shelter anymore, once everybody knows who you are. So you start taking up solitary activities like painting, origami, or mastering an instrument.
You hit the water going into that perfect dive into that perfect pool in your perfectly secluded back yard and it hits you:
How will I ever find her?